You love the girls, but they just don't love you back, Jack. We've already covered off your cousin Alyce who is usually too busy to give you a second look or if she does look at you it's usually because she is trying to stab you in the eye with her finger. And now, little Ava. Just two weeks your elder, I think she's already looking for older men. Try as you may to capture her attention, she just shuns you in favor of a rattle. Oh, my sweet son. It is only the beginning of a lifelong struggle with the other sex.
But, I appreciate how at such a young age you've already mastered sign language to explain just how you feel about the whole situation.
Love,
Your Momma
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