Kissing Cousin

Your cousin Alyce has had very little interest in you since you've been born. Other than giving you a head butt one night, trying to poke you in the eye several times, and violently rocking your car seat carrier, she hasn't been exceptionally intrigued by the wonder that is you. And as you will see here, you continue to simply be an obstacle by which she must pass in order to get what she truly wants. Just remember that when she's begging you to invite all your hot toddler friends to her Lilo and Stitch movie parties. You'll get her back, Jack. You'll get her back.



Love,
Your Momma